Devilboy has just informed us that he is a hero with special superpowers.
And what exactly are these “superpowers”?
“Making really good meatballs!”
Of course, I should have known that! I don’t even know why I needed to ask. And it is a formidable and frightening power. Shit, Superman could only fly and catch bullets in his bare hands! And Spiderman just made namby pamby webs … small time when compared with the moulding of cheap raw meat into bite sized morsels.
The bad guys of the world must be quivering in their boots knowing that Meatball Man is on the case… either that or they’re preparing some al dente spaghetti and a nice red sauce!